This is an ancient Roman amulet for luck. Yes those are flying penises.
Also of note, the Roman god of marriage, Mutunus Tutunus, whose name is derived from two Latin slang words for penis. His name is essentially Dick Wiener. If you have ever wondered just how much like us the Romans were, read the etymology section.
It’s a flying fuck.
It used to be given, and now look, it’s no more.
LITERALLY. A FLYING FUCK.
This is culturally and historically important, so I can reblog this without feeling childish. (Look, flying dicks!!)
This is beautiful. I want to do ropework like this, but…
…I have good reason to believe it will be as successful as learning to tie my shoes when I was 5. Couldn’t figure out proper placement and I got fed up. In a fit of frustration I just tied knot after knot after knot until I ran out of lace.
On display in the living room for my wives girls night. They are all coming over to the house to play games and see her new “furniture” Too bad she only told me about her plans AFTER I was in this position. She put on my chastity cage as well so that the girls cannot sneak away and let me cum.